Best headline ever. EDITED!

[lwoodbloo]

"Oregon State Football Player Caught With Stolen Sheep".

So, my first question was "Is he a scotsman?".

Then...the following line destroyed any possibility of my day going at all well.

"The 200 pound ram lives at the university's Sheep Center (they have a sheep center?-ED.), and is part of a study on homosexuality in sheep..."

I'm done. Finished.

EDIT!

I've emailed PETA. The text?

Why is PETA not taking a stance on the issue of bestiality, more properly the abhorrent practice of sex with sheep?? Sheep are noble animals that do not deserve to be treated as they are. Just recently, a sheep was abducted in Oregon for nefarious purposes. What is PETA's position on this issue?

A concerned citizen

Comments

Well then...

[sevenzerosix.livejournal.com]

...

[offbalance.livejournal.com]

That loud pop was my brain.

What a way to start the day...

[lwoodbloo.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

I nearly passed out when I read that.

oh, that and the part where the football player claimed he couldn't remember doing it.

Closeted sheep fuckers are always in denial, OB.

[offbalance.livejournal.com]

Yes, but Chicken fuckers only do it to encourage reading.

And you know, for all of their posturing, you never hear PETA making any sort of noise about sheepfuckers. Is it a conspiracy?

[lwoodbloo.livejournal.com]

I think it is.


I'm emailing PETA.

[offbalance.livejournal.com]

Dude, if you seriously do, not only will Jonathan Swift smile upon you from the heavens, you have to post it.

[lwoodbloo.livejournal.com]

Done and DONE!

[offbalance.livejournal.com]

*evil cackle*

[phoenixsong]

*reads edit*

*dies*

[sisterred.livejournal.com]

Would PETA get its back up over sex with sheep? Seems to me that the members of that organisation love animals so much that they would see nothing wrong with a little inter-species loving... Now if the animals in question are being used in porn--that's another issue.

[elorie.livejournal.com]

I saw this in metaquotes and laughed out loud (for real) for a good five minutes.

I must share with my public. Can I quote you in my journal?

[lwoodbloo.livejournal.com]

With attribution, feel free.

Wow. Two appearances in metaquotes. I feel GOOD!

guilty...

[waterfaery.livejournal.com]

I thought it had to be shared, and was just about to let you know.

You're totally meta-quotable. Often. But especially today. Someone should go back and metaquote your edit.

Re: guilty...

[lwoodbloo.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Feel free! sisterred is a metaquoter, and should she feel the need, she may do it as well.

[ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com]

Permission to plagarize your edit? (Credited of course :)

[lwoodbloo.livejournal.com]

Always, my friend! Fire!

[violetshade.livejournal.com]

If you credit him, it's not a very good job of plagiarism :)

[excitableboy.livejournal.com]

"What is PETA's position on this issue?"

'reverse cowgirl'.

*dodges chairs thrown at him*

[dawnstar.livejournal.com]

Oh, that was bad. Funny. But bad.

[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

You got me laughing so hard my fiance' is having second thoughts about marrying the crazy lady in his house...

[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

I've added you. Anyone that makes me cackle is worthy of my flist.

[lwoodbloo.livejournal.com]

anything to make strangers giggle. ;-)