lwoodbloo | (no subject)

I have the best friends ever.

Elwoooooood (10:27:15 PM): God has a fucked up sense of humor.
Elwoooooood (10:27:16 PM): I mean,
Elwoooooood (10:27:19 PM): platypi.
ThaMoob (10:27:32 PM): heeeeeeeheeheehee
ThaMoob (10:29:13 PM): platypi are hysterical.
Elwoooooood (10:29:38 PM): Aren't they though
Elwoooooood (10:29:41 PM): And POISONOUS
Elwoooooood (10:29:44 PM): on top of all the rest
Elwoooooood (10:29:50 PM): they have a poisonous DEW CLAW!
ThaMoob (10:29:54 PM): really? they're poisonous?
ThaMoob (10:30:00 PM): i never knew that!
Elwoooooood (10:30:48 PM): Platypus
ThaMoob (10:32:00 PM): did god give them the dew claw to make up for how ridiculous they look otherwise?
Elwoooooood (10:32:18 PM): Yeah, let 'em sneak up on people
Elwoooooood (10:32:19 PM): Oh look
Elwoooooood (10:32:41 PM): I'm a harmless duck billed platypus......STAB STAB STAB STABBITY MCSTABBITY STAB STAB STAB!!!!!!!
Elwoooooood (10:32:43 PM): PWND!
Elwoooooood (10:34:53 PM): nO RESPONSE?
ThaMoob (10:38:10 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
Elwoooooood (10:38:29 PM): sure sure
ThaMoob (10:38:41 PM): sorry, i was stuck in a different window
ThaMoob (10:38:51 PM): platypi are tricky bastards.
Elwoooooood (10:39:02 PM): Tricksy platypi!
ThaMoob (10:42:26 PM): seriously. you try to take the ring from them, they just stab the shit out of you!
Elwoooooood (10:42:51 PM): Gollum would have gotten wrecked by a determined platypus
ThaMoob (10:44:16 PM): agreed. gollum is small, really. he's not much bigger than, say, a great dane. and a platypus can kill a dog, so gollum would be toast.
Elwoooooood (10:46:07 PM): we're not taking into account the wilyness of your average platypus.
ThaMoob (10:46:33 PM): with their super-touch-sensitive cartilage-esque bills.
Elwoooooood (10:46:48 PM): do they have barbels
Elwoooooood (10:46:55 PM): like a catfish?
ThaMoob (10:47:48 PM): if they did, who would be able to tell? they already look silly. they should, if they don't.
Elwoooooood (10:48:48 PM): Hmmm
Elwoooooood (10:48:56 PM): We could start a petition drive.
ThaMoob (10:51:57 PM): help the platypus advance in the realm of weirdness! donate a barbel!