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"Ted Bundy's on trial in Florida, and the newspaper said the courtroom was full of women with love letters and wedding proposals. And I'm sorry to say, the first thing I thought was, "And I'm not getting laid".

Date: 2003-11-21 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fishbutt.livejournal.com
Scary, isn't it? Well, not that you're not getting laid, but that freaky women like that would flock to him. BTW, I love: "A Couple Tacos Short of a Combination Plate."

Date: 2003-11-21 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwoodbloo.livejournal.com
*bows* I like it too.

Date: 2003-11-21 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] getyouin.livejournal.com
Not getting laid IS frightening, though. :(

Date: 2003-11-21 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fishbutt.livejournal.com
It is. But I'd rather play my own instrument than chase after a serial killer. I think most people would.

Date: 2003-11-21 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] getyouin.livejournal.com
True. I'd much rather be without sex than dead. What kind of nutcase chases after a serial killer? Inquiring minds want to know.

Date: 2003-11-21 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offbalance.livejournal.com
*sigh* I know what you mean, but:

Quality vs. Quantity, yes? If these women are chasing after a freaking serial killer, I doubt that their margaritas are salted properly. mmm...margarita...okay, I'm back.

(plus have you seen some of these women who are sending the letters? you could do a LOT better. Seriously.)

Date: 2003-11-21 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwoodbloo.livejournal.com
*laughs*

Bill also says earlier in that bit,

"It's going to take one incredible woman. Or several average ones."

I was listening to it, and I had to laugh and share. I don't think this way.

Date: 2003-11-21 07:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offbalance.livejournal.com
...I'm not sure I follow the one incredible vs. several average thing, but I'm sort of slow right now. Explain?

Date: 2003-11-21 07:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwoodbloo.livejournal.com
It's just funny, OB. You have to hear him say it. None of this is altogether serious.

Date: 2003-11-21 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offbalance.livejournal.com
*nod* okie. I was just wondering if it was Bill Hicks talking about Ted Bundy...that's all. :)

Date: 2003-11-21 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwoodbloo.livejournal.com
It is, actually....and trust me, my ideal woman is NOT ted bundy's sloppy seconds. ;)

Date: 2003-11-21 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offbalance.livejournal.com
see what I mean about the slowness?

LOL...good. Standards are GOOD.

Date: 2003-11-21 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwoodbloo.livejournal.com
*thumbs up to standards*

Date: 2003-11-25 08:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwoodbloo.livejournal.com
Do me a favor. Email me with the CD I was to burn for you, because I dumbassed.

Date: 2003-11-25 09:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offbalance.livejournal.com
It was supposed to be Iggy and the Stooges. Forgot the name, though.

Date: 2003-11-25 09:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwoodbloo.livejournal.com
AHA!

Now I know.

Date: 2003-11-21 08:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tink-loves-bell.livejournal.com
dude, at least your not that ugly girl at the party. imagine my chagrin when i realized i was that person. ugh.

Date: 2003-11-21 08:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwoodbloo.livejournal.com
Anyone who thinks you're the ugly girl at the party is stupid. Because I'd pick you out and remove you from said party. Silly people.

*bites you*

Janie sushi.

Date: 2003-11-21 08:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweet-november.livejournal.com
there's a chick on my friends list who's obsessed with Jeffrey Dahmer. she doesn't understand how scary it was in Milwaukee back then when all of it came out. while I was only about 5, I vaguely remember, he was arrested about a week and a half before my sister was born. now I live about 60-70 blocks from where he killed 10 men. while I do find it fascinating in a morbid kind of way, it's still fucked up and sick. some people just don't get it.

Date: 2003-11-21 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwoodbloo.livejournal.com
No, I don't think they do...this was a comedy bit, but I think bill was trying to indicate the fuckedupness of it all.

Date: 2003-11-21 09:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweet-november.livejournal.com
oh yeah, I did think that was funny...*slaps forehead*

Date: 2003-11-21 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwoodbloo.livejournal.com
*stops you from slapping yourself* Silly. Don't do that, it'll hurt!

Date: 2003-11-21 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweet-november.livejournal.com
oops. so why are you answering comments but you aren't on IM? hmmm??? *poke poke*

Totally off topic but....

Date: 2003-11-21 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] queencrckt.livejournal.com
Guess what I bought yesterday.

Re: Totally off topic but....

Date: 2003-11-21 09:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwoodbloo.livejournal.com
*smiles*


Oh so cooL! WHich one?????


I <3 you!

Re: Totally off topic but....

Date: 2003-11-21 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] queencrckt.livejournal.com
The Wind. Its really good but the boyfriend doesn't like so much. I told him he could stick his finger up his nose.

Re: Totally off topic but....

Date: 2003-11-21 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwoodbloo.livejournal.com
DISORDER IN THE HOUSE!

BRUCE DOES THE HARMONY!

Date: 2003-11-21 09:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomwriter.livejournal.com
I thought Ted Bundy was dead.

Date: 2003-11-21 09:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwoodbloo.livejournal.com
It's an old comedy bit by bill hicks, tj.

Date: 2003-11-21 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomwriter.livejournal.com
Me=dumbass
I've heard that Hicks thing 20 times and didn't connect it.

Date: 2003-11-21 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moon-beam.livejournal.com
hey matt!

Date: 2003-11-21 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwoodbloo.livejournal.com
Hey moon!

Date: 2003-11-25 11:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylifebitesass.livejournal.com
//And I'm not getting laid".//

Oooh. Sorry about that. ;)

Date: 2003-11-25 11:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwoodbloo.livejournal.com
There are prospects, my dear. Always prospects.

THat's bill hicks. We like him.

Date: 2003-11-25 11:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwoodbloo.livejournal.com
Thou art added, ms.

Date: 2003-11-25 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsuki-oni.livejournal.com
Mr. Hicks had a certain way with words, didn't he?
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